Ever wonder what all those marketing terms really mean?
NEW – Different color from previous design.
ALL NEW – Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.
FOOLPROOF OPERATION – No provision for adjustments.
ADVANCED DESIGN – The advertising agency doesn’t understand it.
REDESIGNED – Previous flaws fixed – we hope.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT – We finally got one to work.
MAINTENANCE FREE – Impossible to fix.
MEETS ALL STANDARDS – Ours, not yours.
SOLID-STATE – Heavy as hell.