Fritz and Andre Presents: Nothin' But Lies

Ever wonder what all those marketing terms really mean?

NEW – Different color from previous design.

ALL NEW – Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.

FOOLPROOF OPERATION – No provision for adjustments.

ADVANCED DESIGN – The advertising agency doesn’t understand it.

REDESIGNED – Previous flaws fixed – we hope.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT – We finally got one to work.

MAINTENANCE FREE – Impossible to fix.

MEETS ALL STANDARDS – Ours, not yours.

SOLID-STATE – Heavy as hell.